Official Pact Registry — Est. 2025
Binding. Permanent. No Exceptions.
Binding. Permanent. No Exceptions.
OPT OUT
MOVE
If your name is on this list — you will never be asked to help anyone move again.
In exchange — you may never ask anyone else to help you move. Ever.
In exchange — you may never ask anyone else to help you move. Ever.
The Terms
By signing this registry, you enter a mutual and irrevocable agreement.
No one on this list may be recruited to carry boxes, rent trucks, disassemble IKEA furniture,
or show up at 8am on a Saturday with a hand cart.
Not for friends. Not for family. Not for pizza and beer.
In return, you forfeit the right to call in any such favor yourself. The pact is sealed.
Signatories
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Moves Avoided
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Last Signed
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Sign the Pact
Sign in with Google to add your name. Your real name and photo will appear on the registry.
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